OMG! D! Do you remember this!!? Except it was Reasons, not Ways Of Showing. But that's really what it was. I'll post the list, so far, here...(Gah, I can't believe I saved this to my computer!)

1001 Ways to show you love Inkheart!

1. You joined an Inkheart forum.
2. You forced your friend to join the Inkheart forum you joined.
3. You even tried to make friends who hadn't read the book to join the forum.
4. You tried to force your friends to read the book so they would join the forum.
5. You read the book till it disenigrated. Then you bought another copy and read it again.
6. You pretend you are Meggie.
7. You try to convince random cute middle-eastern guys to be your Farid.
8. You call all your crazy friends Elinor.
9. You call your father Mo.
10. You call your mother Resa.
11. You see a man with a scar on his face and matches and you scream, "Dustfinger!!!"
12. You run and hug "Dustfinger"
13. You see a random big person (including your father) holding a knife and run the other way screaming, "Basta is out to get me!!"
14. You read the book trying to make your favorite characters appear in front of you.
15. You write variations of scenes in the book, having added yourself to the scenario, and read aloud, trying to read yourself in.
16. You start a 1001 reasons you are an Inkheart freak thread on an Inkheart forum.
17. You create an Inkheart forum.
18. You post all over the Inkheart forum.
19. Half of the threads on the Inkheart forum were created by you.
20. You made it to #20 on the 1001 reasons thread with only one other person in one day.
21. You post 5 reasons at a time.
22. You start to repeat posts because you love the book so much.
23. You saw the "dare to read it aloud" notice on the back of the book, took it as a challenge and read it aloud to brothers/sisters/friends/pets/strangers.
24. You shouted and danced very loudly in a very inappropriate place (school, church, hospital, exam) when you saw the “soon to be a major motion picture” sign.
25. When you heard it was going to be a motion picture, you immediately ran to the computer to find out everything you possibly could about it.
26. You learn German so you can read the books in their original form.
27. You move to Germany and become a German citizen.
28. You move next door to Cornelia Funke and harass her about the Inkheart trilogy.
29. You own all the books in English and German, paperback and hardback.
30. You have read every copy at least five times.
31. You save up your money so you can buy your own copy and not have to bum it off friends.
32. You have other books by her because you like the Ink Series so much.
33. You visit Cornelia's website every day to see who's been casted in the Inkheart movie.
34. You also visit Cornelia's website to keep up with Cornelia's life if you can't move to Germany.
35. You made a fan listing for the book!
36. You're so busy reading the book for the 50 millionth time you completely forgot about the forum for 3 days!
37. You're so crazy about the book you can't live without reading it at least 3 times each month.
-38. Thinking up The Ultimate Imaginary Motley Crew lead by Dustfinger and Meeeeee
39. You force your boyfriend to learn to grow fire flowers for you since you can't have Dustfinger.
40. You go on a trip to the Middle East to find a Farid of your own.
41. You grab every Middle Eastern boy you see that remotely resembles the descrïption of Farid and scream with joy.
42. They throw you into an insane asylum for above said behavior.
43. They find out that you were already in an insane asylum (The Happy Hill home for the Mentally Ill) burning your boyfriend, trying to make him play with fire like Dustfinger.
44. They put you in solitary for the "damaging" affect you are having on the other patients in talking to them about the books.
45. You name all your nurses and doctors after characters from the book. (The crabby old fat lady is Eleanor, That man with the Orange pill with the purple stripe is Capricorn, because that pill is just plain evil....)
46. You name your children after the characters in the book.
47. You write Inkheart related things all over everything (files, walls, siblings, exams)
48. When taking the writing section of the Graduation test, you write about Inkheart, no matter what the topic was.
49. Everything you say has to do with Inkheart. ("Well, that day when I was on page 22, in Inkheart, she blahblahblah...")
-50. When and if you're in drama, they start going over theater arts history and they mention the Motley Crew and minstrels and jugglers and jester, and possibly fire-dancers...you squeal.
-51. When at a magic show you are disappointed because Dustfinger, Cloud-Dancer, nor Farid show up and start to "boo" the magician for his fake magic tricks.
-52. Design your own fire-raiser outfit and stick a feather through the buttonhole hoping to bring out the littlest resemblance of what Cockerell might look like.
-53. Bug your parents about how the movie IS going to be a good one because it's got Brendan Fraser in it, and everyone (except my grandma) knows who he is.
-54. You buy all of Cornelia Funke's books to read, including the little baby ones.
-55. Making your seven-year-old sibling read Inkheart
56. When you find someone who has yet to read the book, you open your purse, pull out your emergency copy, and force him or her to read it then and there.
57. When that person said they don’t like the book, you make them read it over and over again until they do like it.
58. You are known as the girl who forces people to read Inkheart.
59. Your group of friends is known as the Motley Folk.
60. You and your friends train to be like the Motley Folk.
61. You go to a tailor to get them to make motley folk clothing, thoroughly confusing her.
62. You have Motley folk posters, and posters saying, "I want to be a Motley Folk."
63. You trade them in for ones that say, "I am a Motley Folk."
64. You and your motley folk travel around trying to entertain people and end up getting arrested instead.
65. But that's okay, because you get to convert the policemen to the wonders of the Inkworld.
66. The policemen join your motley crew.
67. The army joins your Motley crew
68. You are featured on America's most wanted entertainers.
69. You are featured in Cosplay Spotlight.
69. You cry when you go fifteen minutes without Inkheart forum.
71. You cry when you go fifteen minutes without Inkheart.
72. You get withdrawals at thirty minutes.
73. Because of your withdrawals, you inspire someone to invent a patch.
74. You wear two or three patches at a time so you can get an Inkheart high.
75. You start a whole new drug fad with the Inkheart high.
76. Inkheart: your anti-drug.
77. The only way you get anything done is by saying you get to read a passage of Inkheart when you've finished (really, this is the only way I get around to doing anything)
78. You make your own Inkheart clothing line.
79. If you were ever a monarch you would make reading Inkheart compulsory, on pain of death.
80. You get written up in school for reading Inkheart instead of doing your schoolwork. (Such as reading STUPID JIMMY CARTER!!!!...*ahem*)
81. The teacher takes Inkheart away from you so you pull out the second copy from your bag...then Inkspell.... by the end of the lesson there is a pile of books on her desk (true story, Pfisty will tell u)
82. Your English teacher actually had a heart attack because she never thought she'd ever have to say the phrase, "STOP READING!!"
-83. When you see an Inkheart teaser trailer on YouTube.com *wink wink* you watch it and you find that it gives off no information on the movie whatsoever and you almost break your grandma’s nice, brand new, sad-to-be-jealous-of, computer. (But, hey, it was funny)...(go to search on youtube.com and type in "Inkheart trailer")
84. You write songs about Inkheart.
85. You had the same response to the trailer as Zendora and Ritzemi combined plus Froot Loops.
86. You tackle the librarian for lending the last copy of Inkheart to someone else.
87. You become a librarian to prevent people from taking all the Inkheart's away from you.
88. You cry when someone checks out Inkheart, because you are happy someone else is reading it, but sad you don't have it anymore.
89. You have at least 5 backup copies in your locker incase this ever happen.
90. You don't go anywhere without at least two copies of Inkheart in your purse, one in your pocket, and one in your car.
91. You put a copy of it on your computer, just incase.
92. You find out the cast of the Inkheart movie and go buy every movie the actors were ever in, trying to make sure they are perfect for their parts.
93. You try and make fire dance on your fingers. It doesn't work.
94. You join yearbook staff just so you can sprinkle the yearbook with Inkheart.
95. You have Inkheart as the desktop for your computer and you have a message on your phone, which says "welcome to another Inkheart filled day" every morning.
96. You have an Inkheart shrine in your closet; similar to Helga's in Hey Arnold.
97. You read Inkheart instead of revising for your exams.
98. Everything you say is a quote from Inkheart.
99. You take textiles GCSE so you can make and Inkheart dress *or an Adderhead dress if you're me*
100. You are so well known on an Inkheart forum people think of naming the emoticons after you.
101. You write in your copy of Inkheart "Please sign here:" so if you ever meet the author she'll know where to sign...
102. You add Inkheart related activities to the end of every sentence EX: "I'll eat supper then go and read Inkheart/go on the Inkheart forum"
103. You name your pets after Inkheart characters.
104. In art class, everything you make is inspired by Inkheart.
105. In creative writing class, everything you write has Inkheart in it somewhere.
106. You wish you were good at art so you could paint "INKHEART" on your bedroom walls (believe me this is the only reason I wish I was good at art)
107. You have life-size cardboard cutouts of all the Inkheart characters.
108. You learn to pilot a plane so you can write "INKHEART" in the sky.
109. You refuse to date a guy unless he likes Inkheart.
110. You kidnap the president so you can ransom him for all Inkheart related merchandise.
111. When you go to summer camp all you can talk about is Inkheart.
112. When you went on a school trip to France last week all you spoke about was how you needed to get back on the Inkheart forum.
-113. You ACCIDENTALLY call your dad 'Mo'.
114. You give your father a copy of Inkheart for father’s day.
115. Ditto your mother on mother's day
116. Everyone's birthday present is Inkheart, regardless of the fact that you have given him or her a copy every birthday for the last 7 years (he heh Pfisty, guess what your birthday present is yet?)
-117.You make your own audio-recording of Inkheart on tape *looks at Imaginary Dustfinger the smiles and says "good times"*
118. Are found tracing the word "Inkheart" on the desk with your finger when you are daydreaming (about Inkheart of course)
-119.Your fun grandma can't wait to see the movie even though she hasn't read the book because you keep telling her about it...well actually that's all you ever talk about anymore.
120. Your best friend agrees to see the movie just because she will be hated forever if she does not show interest in all things Inkheart
-121.The only names you ever use in drama skits are off of Inkheart and everyone finds it really weird that your name is "Dustfinger".
122. You name everyone and everything (including tables, chairs buildings) a word from Inkheart, confusing everyone.
123. When you find a random pen you name it after Inkheart.
124. You name all books inkheart1, Inkheart 2, Inkheart 3 etc.
125. You have an Inkheart themed cat carrier.
126. When your dog got a bandage on her leg you drew Inkheart all over it.
127. You name all your relatives after Inkheart characters.
128. You try to paint a mural of all the Inkheart characters on your wall.
129. When you go to Wisconsin you ask the cheese manufacturers if they make Inkheart themed cheeses.
130. When the man tells you they don't, you get out your permanent marker and start MAKING them Inkheart themed.
131. You refuse to eat the Inkheart themed cheese.
132. You swear all anime is the official enemy of Inkheart.
133. You frame a copy of Inkheart and hang it on your wall.
134. On sports day (like today) you get the face paints (like I did) and paint Inkheart on your arm (it won't come off now. oh well.)
135. You call your friends heathens when they dare to question why you drew it on your arm
136. You rename the football team after Inkheart.
137. You change your school mascot to the Motley Crew.
138. You get someone to make you a t-shirt with Inkheart on it and wear it as much as you can.
139. You make a fan site called www.lombrica.tk.
140. You make a shrine for Cornelia on your wall.
141. You put Inkheart under your pillow even though you can't sleep with it there.
142. You name your cleaning products after Inkheart.
143. You take time out from having friends over to visit all the lovely people on the Inkheart forum
144. While your friends are over you change the subject to Inkheart whenever the conversation is not Inkheart-related.
145. You give your friends long lectures on why Inkworld is the perfect place to live.
146. You have to see a therapist about anger management because you are constantly yelling at people for liking Farid and DF.
147. Your lawyer goes into shock when he finds out why you are being sued. (Reference the above statement.).
148. You stab the lawyer for not understanding.
149. When put in jail for stabbing the lawyer, you convert all your cellmates to Inkheart fandom.
150. The jail becomes a temple for Inkheart worshippers.
151. They rename the jail "Rehabilitation Center for Inkheart Addicts".
152. The center closes down because it is an impossible illness to cure.
153. The people use the space to meet as a secret Inkheart society.
154. It is impossible to remain a secret because they are constantly telling people about it.
155. Soon there is a global underworld of Inkheart worshippers.
156. The cult goes global and frightens Cornelia Funke into hiding. (She is both flattered and scared at the same time.).
157. The cult finds her and holds her prisoner until she writes the next book (no one can hide from the cult...).
158. The cult makes her change things in the book they don't like.
159. One of the two cult leaders buys a massive plot of land and designs Inkworld on it. She then rules it.
160. The cult decides to live in the new Inkworld.
161. The cult expands and the number of people in the rest of the world decreases until the world suffers global economic collapse.
162. You make all of your friends (including people that your parents know) read the Inkworld books.
163. You see a man with a scar on his arm and run up to him screaming, "Mo!".
164. You plan on buying every movie of the Inkworld to watch it 5 times a day.
165. You have dreams about the Inkworld characters.
166. If you saw people gathering around a man playing with fire in the street you're heart would stop.
167. Make an AIM screen name called: inkgirl.
168. Make a forum screen name called inkgirl.
169. Cry every time you think of the fact that the Inkworld series is a trilogy (ya know with only three stories).
170. Go one Google every day to see if you can find out stuff about Inkheart.
171. You and your friend are writing songs to describe every character of Inkheart and Inkspell.
172. Can't pass by a copy of the book Inkheart without grabbing it and reading it.
173. Vow to find Cornelia Funke's e-mail address if it kills you.
174. When you finally find it you bombard her with so many "OMG I LUV U SOOOOO MUCH!" emails she changes her name to Steve.
175. Go after everyone named Steve in Germany.
176. After raiding Germany you head for California to search there.
177. After finally tracking Cornelia down again, she pleads you to stop e-mailing her, and bribes you by saying she'll give you the next book in the Inkworld series, and then you pretend you never heard of her (even though she's your favorite author) and you tell all your Inkworld loving friends that her e-mail address is impossible to find, just for the sake of getting Inkdeath.
178. Think about Inkheart every second of your life (which I do).
179. (I think someone already put this but it's true for me) Put the book Inkheart or Inkspell under your pillow at night and make it whisper things to you like Meggie's books did to her.
180. Are suddenly intrigued by fire, and get burned several times in an attempt to make it dance for you.
181. If you were to wake up the next morning to find all your copies of Inkheart gone, and BASTA written on your bedroom wall, you would even be happy. (That is, you'd be happy only if you would get to embark on a crazy perilous adventure with the Inkworld characters to get the book back, which will sadly never happen *sob*).
182. Search for a marten to stick horns on and name Gwin.
183. Search for a marten to stick horns on and name Jink.
184. (Back to the cult thing) The whole world is taken over by the cult and Earth is now called Inkworld, in which Inkheart and Inkspell lovers rule and hold captive the Inkworld haters.
185. The Inkworld somehow trains people to handle fire (not very well but they can still do it) to harass the prisoners.
186. A huge army in the cult sets out to try to find an Inkheart character that possibly came to their world (they have no luck).
187. The cult realizes that the Inkworld is nothing without the Inkheart characters, and, after an unsuccessful attempt at cloning them; they find the best reader and force him to read the characters there.
188. The reading thing doesn’t work, and the cult throws the man in prison and the whole Ink-loving world collapses in heap of ashes except you and your friends, who move to Mars to force them to read all the remaining copies if Inkheart (you take Cornelia with you) and the Martians help you to restore your dead planet and everyone is alive and they even find a way to give you clones of the Inkworld characters!!!
189. Inkheart has now solved the problem of cloning people from books and now you can clone famous people from history and find out what actually happened.
190. Someone (some unspecified person) marries the Adderhead and rules Argenta and is happy for the rest of her life.
191. All of the Inkworld characters have kids and the generation continues for them.
192. Someone accidentally clones Basta and he tries to kill everybody until someone kills him instead (I'm not saying names, but....).
193. Someone is so obsessed about Basta that they bring him back to life whenever he dies...
194. The people of Inkworld keep Basta in solitary confinement where people get to visit him but he doesn’t get to kill or mortally wound people.
195. When they bring Basta back to life, you snatch a lock of his hair.
196. After getting mortally wounded trying to get Basta's hair, you give it to your friend as a present.
197. Every time you write "Ink" you automatically finish the word with "heart".
198. every time you eat pancakes, you pour ink on them instead of syrup.
199. Your pancakes are shaped like Inkheart.
200. So are your waffles.
201. Your Hello Kitty waffle iron was arrested for trying to kill you after cheating on it with your Inkheart waffle iron.
202. You visit the waffle iron in jail and make mocking faces at it through the glass. It gets mad and escapes, trying to kill you again.
203. Your Inkheart waffle iron is so grateful you love it that it makes you a lot of Inkheart waffles without burning them
204. The waffles are really good, but you have to go in hiding because your Hello Kitty waffle iron is still after you.
205. You try to sell your hello kitty waffle iron on ebay but the Internet would rather have your Inkheart waffle iron instead and tries to kidnap it.
206. You learn karate Kong-fu powers to fight off the evil ebay people, and your Inkheart waffle iron is safe...meanwhile your hello kitty iron is still plotting revenge.
207. You convince Steve to write another book called Inkwaffle.
208. And, of course, Inkpancake as the sequel, where the waffle characters set off to an unknown land, finding unknown beings called pancakes...
209. When the books become a syndicated miniseries on television, you convince Steve to cast your waffle iron as the star.
210. But suddenly outta nowhere comes...YOURE HELLO KITTY WAFFLE IRON!!!! *scary music, lady screams*
211. You hit your Hello Kitty waffle iron, it breaks, and suddenly its only purpose is to sit there and look cute.
212. Your Hello Kitty waffle iron is cast as a character in the television series, in which it sits being royal queen of the Waffle Palace. Meanwhile, your Inkheart waffle iron is the star roll in the series.
213. You eat ink-flavored ice cream.
214. You get to #214 on a 1001 reasons thread within the time of ten days and only two other people
215. You spend your entire life getting other people to join the forum. It is a religion.
216. Every time you find someone who might be slightly interested in Inkheart (or even not at all) you shove the book in their hands, force them to read it, and then make them join the forum, whether they like the book are not!
217. You leave Inkheart books everywhere to try and get people to read them
218. You "accidentally" slip your spare copies of Inkheart to people walking on the street, and when they kindly return it, you tell them that for being a caring person and not stealing it, they can have it.
219. You act out scenes from Inkheart in the high street.
220. You get arrested for trying to play with fire in the street and "accidentally" burning someone in the face you thought looked suspiciously similar to Orpheus.
221. Then hit him over the head with a frying pan
222. You try to get the policemen in the jail to be Inkheart fans but then realize they already are because the cult is still going on and the Orpheus guy really turns out to be Orpheus so you try to murder him and the Adderhead tells the guards to hang you. (They didn’t do it yet, but you need to think of a way to prevent that)
223. When you see a commercial about books, and see a copy of Inkheart in the stack, you burst out, "OMG its INKHEART!!!!"
224. You spent a long time looking at flick-knives in shops
225. You are under suspicion for being a gangster because you frequent knife shops.
226. And an arsonist because you spend so long looking at matches and flame-throwers
227. After finding a deserted piece of woodland, you construct Capricorn's Village with your own two hands out of logs, boulders, and random pieces of industrial pipe, then wait until winter and build a Capricorn snowman inside.
228. You regularly assemble before the snowman wearing black jackets and leave book offerings (Yet to do this)
229. When the snowman melts, you have a funeral, and cry that Mo and Meggie killed him.
230. You read Capricorn out of the book again and force him to go on "What not to wear" so Stacie and Clinton can give him a makeover.
231. Capricorn comes with a blonde wig, bright red lipstick, a sparkling purple outfit, purple high-heels, and last but not least a shiny golden prada handbag...
232. The phrase "The Devil Wears Prada" now has a new double meaning.
233. Basta gets the same makeover...
234. You are scared by previous comments on this forum
235. He comes out looking like...(people help me out here)
236. Inkheart Inkheart Inkheart…
237. Your heart beats like: Inkheart...Inkheart...Inkheart...
238. You get so excited you accidentally type wrong.
289. You get so excited you accidentally double post.
240. You get so excited you accidentally double post.
241. When your dad says that something happened because of stupidity, you automatically quote, "Treachery, loose talk, and stupidity"
-242. You thought that to make a patch for Inkheart-Loving-People/-Fans was a good idea so you ask your cousin to make ALOT.
-243. Now you have roughly 12 stickers that say "Inkpatch" in your purse.
244. Wait....13 now.
-245.You get excited every time your dad lights a match, cuz they smell like Dustfinger, but then sob when he soils the smell with his cigarette.
-246. You’re out of Inkpatches now because both of your books have gone with your aunt.
247. You steal your dad's matches to light them yourself and inhale the smell of DF. (well, in your case maybe)
-247. You agree with inkgirl.
-248. Then steal them.
-249. Then light them.
-250. Then smell them.
-251. Then get caught by Imaginary Dustfinger.
-252. Then eat the match, trying not to look suspicious.
-253. Imaginary Dustfinger asks you for a match and together you watch the flames. (in the case of Ritz)
-254. Then your brother walks in and sees the floating match beside the blissful, smiling you. And screams like he always does, like a girl.
-255. You watch your brother running away to tell your mom that there is a floating match, and quickly rip it out of Imaginary Dustfinger's hand.
-256. You put your ear up to her bedroom door and are surprised when she says, "Don't worry, dear. That's just Imaginary Dustfinger." Because you didn't think she'd remember the day when you were constantly going on about how cool AND hot your Imaginary Dustfinger can be.
-257. As your brother comes trudging over looking for Imaginary Dustfinger you push DF in the closet until you realize that mere mortals cannot see him and open it up again.
-258. He looks at you suspiciously, then gives up and goes to find his Nintendo DS again. And you and Imaginary Dustfinger live happy ever after.
-259. And of course, you lead an Imaginary Motley Crew happily.
-260. And you fight off any Imaginary Elmer Fudd that wants to shoot you and your crew.
-261. And of course you give DF permission to burn him (or just his gun)
-262.Your dad is wondering why the house reeks of Imaginary smoke after the first week with Imaginary Dustfinger.
263. You tell him, "Dad, you really should keep track of your cigarette intake!"
634. You read the above posts and they actually make sense.
265. You try to thing of words that rhyme with Inkheart.
266. You like biology because it has something vaguely to do with hearts.
267. You travel around the world looking for a glass man to dry your ink for you.
268. Once you find one, you buy it, but then realize it's not alive, just a glass statue, and get very mad at the seller.
269. You name your cat Rosenquartz and try to get her to dry your ink for you.
-270. You pass by a random football field that may remind you of Capricorn's ceremony place-diddli-doo-mobob and stop to hold a moment of silence for Capricorn.
271. Every time you spot a big knife, you scream, "Basta!" and run away.
272. You name your dad's knives.
273. You name his matches too...mostly after fire-eaters and fire-raisers.
-274. You spot a bird covered in soot and make fun of its fire-eating tricks and it looks at you all weird-like.
275. You see someone in a red robe, yell, "AHH!! CAPRICORN!!!" and run screaming in the opposite direction.
276. You travel the world looking for an old fashioned bookbinder like mo.
-277. You finally find one in the phonebook and you buy a copy of Inkheart just to tear it up and then you take it to him, hoping to scare him.
278. When you see someone not liking Inkheart you arrest them claiming you are the Inkheart police.
279. You convert the police to the joys of Inkheart so they actually do arrest people for not liking Inkheart.
280. You Google Inkheart and are mad when there are not more sites about Inkheart.
281. So you also use yahoo and excite, and any other search engine ever created, trying to find more Ink sites.
282. When that fails, you make your own.
283. You make your search site Inkheart themed.
-284. You steal your cousin's Imaginary Inuyasha to avenge yourself of her stealing your Imaginary Dustfinger and for putting him in a pink cat suit.
-285. You force Imaginary Inuyasha to read Inkheart.
286. Imaginary Inuyasha starts spreading the good news of Inkheart in anime for you, you have so thoroughly converted.
286. Imaginary Inuyasha gets in a fight with sesshoumaru over their favorite Inkheart characters.
287. Anime shows become Inkheart propaganda sessions.
-289. You look through pottery barn magazines trying to find Inkheart themed furniture.
-290. When you find none, you e-mail pottery barn, complaining.
291. They e-mail you back with an email that looks like this – 0_0
292. You write polka songs about Inkheart.
293. You write every kind of song about Inkheart....rock, pop, rap...so on...
294. When your songs aren’t published because the music people think not enough people know about Inkheart, you go around the world making everyone familiar with it so they all know about it.
295. After your songs are published into a beautiful album, you join the Inkheart cast for the movie and make them speed it up so they can make all the movies before you DIE!!!
296. You are thrown in jail for "soliciting" Inkheart to people.
297. You bust outta jail with the power of your trusty Inkheart book.
298. You are on America's most wanted because you led a prison riot about/because/for Inkheart.
299. You have an Inkheart cell phone cover.
300. You theme your computer Inkheart style.
301. You think the fanfic is real.
302. You have "imaginary" characters of the book at your beck and call.
303. If you don't have imaginary characters, you kidnap someone else’s'.
304. After kidnapping an Imaginary Meggie, Resa, Mo, and Farid, you head to Ritz's house to steal Imaginary DF to make your collection complete.
306. You send in Imaginary Inuyasha dressed as Imaginary Capricorn to get Imaginary Dustfinger.
307. When you are sick, only Inkheart can make you feel better.
308. After having Imaginary Inuyasha dressed as Imaginary Capricorn kidnap Imaginary Dustfinger, you celebrate the completeness of your collection by holding an Inkheart themed party for your Imaginary friends.
309. You eat Inkheart-noodle soup.
310. You're Imaginary army takes over the world and enslaves all non-Inkheart lovers.
-311. After finding that your Imaginary Dustfinger was stolen, you decide to steal hello kitty waffle iron and use alchemy to bring it back to life and it is now under your services, so you demand that it brings you back your Dustfinger unharmed and unbrainwashed...and to kill whomever stole him.
312. Your enemy uses the powers of Inkheart to bring hello kitty to their side, proving that Inkheart can fix any problem.
-313. You thought that last post made no sense because the Inkheart powers were used to help worsen the problem.
314. You are scared now that our hello kitty waffle iron has been brought back to life, and start training the troops to combat against it because at any moment it can turn against you.
315. You start cloning the imaginary people to build your army.
316. You'd really rather NOT get killed by Ritz.
317. you try to clone Inkheart, but hen realize that they print books and can make more copies.
318. You read your book so much that people often ask you "Your reading it again?"
319. You sit around thinking of things to post on Inkheart forums so you can be the "forum master"
320. You are saving all your life savings to get a library like Elinor's.
321. You are the author of every other post on the forum.
322. You are typing in your name (inkgirl) on this forum while logging in and you accidentally type "Inkheart" instead
323. You click the "log me on automatically upon each visit" button so you won't waste time you could be spending on the forum.
324. When attending a baby shower, you feel it is very appropriate to give a copy of Inkheart as a gift. "Baby's first Inkheart."
325. And just to make sure they never have a worn out or lost copy, you give them a new copy every year on their birthday.
326. when caught in the shower during a fire, you choose to save Inkheart rather than your clothes.
327. you make new clothes out of copies of Inkheart.
328. You delight in the perk that your clothes are Inkheart, and you will always have a copy to read.
329. You spend all your back to school money on Inkheart and Inkheart paraphernalia.
330. On tax-free day, you spend all your tax-free dollars on Inkheart stuff.
331. You sign a petition to put Cornelia Funke on money.
332. You make your own Cornelia Funke money.
333. When the store blacks out during a storm, you use the opportunity to take every copy of Inkheart available and leave quickly.
334. You make an Inkheart themed Duck tape dress.
-335. When in writing class, you get to write over any topic and decide, every time, to write another fanfiction in Inkheart.
336. You buy brand new notebooks and sharpies so you can color Inkheart stuff all over the notebooks.
337. You get so used to the echo you name it after Inkheart.
338. You color your shoes Inkheart theme.
339. You patent the Inkheart shoes and sell them to make millions.
340. You don't make a lot so you decide the world needs to more Inkheart lovers, so you go around creating yet another cult to take over the world for the third or fourth time so far in this thread.
341. Your new cult members are jealous of the old cult members because of all the stuff the cult did previously.
342. The old cult members come back and reenact the previous taking-over-the-world plan
343. A made-for-TV movie is made about the cult and aired on ABC.
344. People become mortally afraid of your cult, and huddle about on some corner of the universe that they hope you won't find them in for three years. When they come back you have completely taken over Earth yet again, and immediately hold them prisoner in your dungeon for another three years before taking them out to teach them how to cook and clean.
345. The movie is also aired on BBC cos we don't have ABC, but everyone has BBC (except you maybe)
346. You have been off the forum for a long time and are amazed that they are only on number 346.
347. ZEN IS BACK!!!
348. You are such a loyal member you couldn't leave if you tried
349. You want to know if the Inkheart ,movie came out where Zen is, mostly to make sure Johnny plays Dustfinger!!!
350. Zen makes sure she has the right connections to make sure Johnny plays Dustfinger *now is the time to call in the favors heh*
351. IG is very happy, and sets off to make sure Viggo doesn't come back and change his mind.
352. Knows that Jink is very happy that he will escape from whatever torture IG puts him through though I'm starting to like him less and less since he said no to the job of Dustfinger....
352. Knows that Jink is very happy that he will escape from whatever torture IG puts him through though I’m starting to like him less and less since he said no to the job of Dustfinger....
353. Jink starts to like the idea of Viggo being melted into ashes......
354. IG likes that idea and praises Jink for thinking evil thoughts about Viggo.
355. Jink hatches a plot to dunk Viggo into a pot of boiling lava.
356. IG follows through with the plan and boils Viggo.
357. Jink dumps the ashes into a garbage truck.
358. IG and Jink celebrate.
359. After celebrating they get an old lady and they make her sit in the dumpster and the old lady hasn’t washed for a week..
360. IG doesn't understand at all what the point is to that but wants to get back to the real point of this thread.
361. Jink remembers that this thread was why we love Inkheart.
362. You get to number 333 on a 1001 reason thread and realize you are really far behind and that people oughta start posting more than on number again.
363. Everyone should agree with IG
364. You start to wonder why the members keep losing count...
365. You force your friend, who badly wants a career in acting, to try out for Meggie in September, supposedly to help her achieve her goal...but secretly you just want a copy of the scrïpt ahead of time.
366. You start going through staring phases at the book in class and when morning announcements come on you practically miss the salute to the flag.
367. You squeal very loudly from your uncle's office when you find that Dustfinger has a Scottish accent in the audio book Brendan Fraser narrates.
368. You start a role-play at school, around the Ink-Trilogy.
369. I love Dustfinger.
370. You're Anime/Game/Lord of the Rings-Loving Grandma actually wants to read Inkheart now.
371. You go on a massive spree of getting everyone you know to read Inkheart one at a time and you and your friends create a massive cult.
372. The cult has a branch in iceland.
373. The forum is now so large I have to go to bed before I finish catching up with everything. but I'll be back!  
374. When the newbie comes to the forum for the first time, she has to go to Germany because Inkheart Fan Forum Hall where all the fan's live is deserted, a thing which rarely happens, and the only logical explanation is they're either in Germany or the Ink World.
375. I really wish we were in the Inkworld...wait a sec, that's what we were supposed to be doing with the Fanfic in the first place!! *gasp* We should get back on track pretty darn soon.
376. Man....I should be reading the fanfic. I'm so lost!
377. Read the fanfic b4 u pot cuz i didnt once and i was lost....
378. I know she was all, "Guys, I don't know what this Fan Function is about..." lmao
379. I understood that...O.o
380. You smack your forum buddies on their heads since they suddenly turned the 1001 reasons into a conversation.  

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OH MY GOSH! i remeber that! OMG! Didnt u guys have like an alpebat like a person would be like A: Any time someone says fire u scream "Wheres DF?"...........or something like that....tee hee

Yes...*sobs loudly* The memories that those hold is just too much...*weeps pathetically* I saved MOST of the Fanfic, by the way, Ritz. *attempts to regain composure, only to burst into tears again*

381. You burst into uncontrollable tears every time you are reminded of the forum...*sniff*...
382. You avoid a certain song--*cough*Move Along*cough*--because it was your favorite song when you were a forum-fanatic, and thus it painfully reminds you of the forum.
383. You want to cry for real now.
384. You wish very much that the other forum-people would join this new, sure-to-grow forum (i.e, JG, Lula, Zen...)

385. Even though u werent on the forun for long u are made at the ppl who deleted it! it was like deleting ur second family!! so now u are planning revenge!!! Mwhhaaahhaaahaa

386. You told the people of the forum--even posting it on every, yes EVERY thread--that they must e-mail the people of the site that the forum was on and convince them not to delete the precious forum.
387. You absolutely loathe the people who deleted the forums, and wish to send them hate mail sometime in the near future.
388. You had become uber close to these people, and agree with Nic that they were like a second family to you.
389. You even wrote down a petition to get signed to get the forums back, although after you sent it off to your friends you have no clue where it finally ended up.
390. Although this list painfully reminds you of the forums, you go along anyway and continue with it.

391. You look all over the Inkheart fanlistings for the old forum people to get their e-mail to send them the link to this new forum so that we can all reunite in the SUPER-DUPER forum.

392. You are desperately hoping Em's plan works.
393. You offer your help to her.
394. You manage to keep this thread going, though you're in mostly writer's block now.

dudes there are so many wasy to love inkheart. umm.. i dont no if this is one but like w/e

395. You go to Calidornia, meet CF and channel in Basta, the thretan if she doesnt make the 3rd book Inkdeath you will tell theentire world she copied the storys off of a 2 year old.

LOL. THis could be effective!

396. You tell yourself everyday that you're gonna be just like Cornelia Funke.

397. You tell yourself every minute of every day that if your not going to be like Cornelia Funke, you two are going to be BF 4ever!!!!!!!!!!

- i tell myself this everyday!!! lol JK

398. You frantically post "Where's Steve?" Messages on IMDB.com to try to reconnect with people from the old Fan Forum

-Hey - the reason I found this forum was this thread! One of the 'reasons' was mine - the one about the Inkheart Fan Forum Hall. I remembered saying that, and it came up in a Google search.

where you from the old forum????????????????????? who were you? i only remeber like 4 ppl other then E and D.

I was Ginny Moon - GM for short. I tried changing my name on here, but I need someone else to approve the change.

OHH EMMM GEEE!!! I SO TOTALLY REMEMBER YOU!!! i was on the last one like in the last couple months. so u probably dont remember me

OMGOODGOLLYGOSH! I REMEMBER HER TOO!!! THEY'RE COMING BACK!!!! :'D DEENA IM SO HAPPY!

its so cool they are coming bak!! but d hasnt checked this fourm in like 4 ever and a day...but i did tell her they are coming bak!!!!!

Yes, and I have come on to reply =DD
If you didn't see my other post, I must say once again: GM!!!! *tackleglomps*
xDD
Well I never came on because no one else was. Em is never on AIM anymore xP
But anywayz, I'm happy too =DDD

*glomps everyone* LETS ALL BE HAPPY!!!!! lol sry im hyper on pizza! just had two slices and two glasses of soda!! im HYPER!!! well, just on the computer